Wednesday, November 28, 2007

How to get in to to Leah Kleim's Pants - Step by Step INSTRUCTIONS - GUARANTEED to work!

It's really very easy to Fuck Leah.

You just have to understand Leah Kleim's idiosyncrasies' and you can spin Leah Around your finger in no time at all.

Leah is the easiest slut in the world to fuck and she's FREE!

INSTRUCTIONS:

Leah, is a sexual Predator, of sorts, who frequents Craig List and other Chat Rooms where people are looking for sex.

Step # 1: Make your handle something to reflect clearly that you are FRUM and you want a Frum Sex Partner.

Step # 2. To improve you chances that the Leah the Slut will try to seduce you, indicate that you are also Chassid, A Satmar or Lubavitcher or if you are really bold LIE to Leah and tell her, you are a Shaliach in Florida or somewhere else.

Leah is VERY GULLIBLE and if she thinks you are a Chassid, she will never realize she was DUPED and she will gladly run after you, like crazy, to have sex with her.

Leah does like to PLAY "hard to get" so play along with her. Leah likes when you really BEG her for sex.

If you are in a hurry to have sex with Leah Kleim and you have no time for her silly "hard to get" games, you can speed things up with Leah, tell her you get turned on if she records the sex.
Leah's mouth will be watering now; she will already be counting the HITS and the STATS she will get when she posts your photos and video on her blog.

All in all, you can get Leah in bed in about 60 seconds, if you play it right.

Will fuck just about anything that walks but she prefers Character Assassination if you tell her you are a Chassid or some Big Shot in the frum community, she will go absolutely CRAZY over you and you will be fucked in no time at all.

P.S.
Make sure you put on at least TWO condoms because Leah has Herpes and a few other STD's.